The Ready Meal Saga - Sainsbury's Chicken Lasagne
I was really excited to find this
one, as I really like chicken and I really like lasagne. So I bought it after work, and at a 3 for £6 deal it is matching Morrison's. There were two microwave powers stated - 850W and 750W. This is a little annoying, but as all Sainsbury's ready meals have cooking instructions for 850W and 750W microwaves I'm starting to think I have the only 800W microwave in the world. I figured I could probably put the lasagne on for halfway between the times stated, so in it went for 7 and a half minutes.
It exploded.
Exploded. Why? The science was sound!
As you can see in the picture at the start, there is a red circle in the middle of the right-hand side. This is the top pasta sheet being bent out of shape and causing tomato sauce to leak like a budget geyser all over the top of the lasagne. And you see that brown 45-degree line across the centre of the lasagne? That was where the explosion caused the béchamel sauce and the wisp of cheese to slide off, leaving an inflexible shield over the solitary chicken lump.
That was the other thing about this ready meal. There were more tomato lumps than chicken, and the chicken lump that was there was massive. I had a panic that it wasn't cooked. It was, but I couldn't convince myself to finish after "/
If I was to make a chicken lasagne, I would get chicken breasts, hammer them flat (you can actually do that, I've seen it on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives) then chargrill them. Do I mean chargrill? You know, cook it so the outside tastes burnt, but a nice burnt? I don't know. But then, what I'd do is I'd spread pesto over the slices, layer it up with some SMOOTH tomato sauce (the only thing worse than lumpy tomato sauce is peas) and lasagne sheets, and voilah.
Bask in my impeccable art skillz, mortals. Not to scale.
Understandably, Sainsbury's can't do that due to profit margins and a price war. But when my dad's in charge of his own restaurant and Guy Fieri comes to visit, this is what we'll serve him.
Dammit there doesn't appear to be a table function on this.
Cheese - non-existent. 2/10
Béchamel sauce - 7/10
Filling - 3/10
Tomato Sauce - 2/10
Taste - 7/10
Overall - 4/10. I will review this again though after I have got over my cold.